Proper blogage.

I am an internet war hero. Getting into fights online is probably one of the two things I am good at (the other being lazy). It's fun seeing how serious people take social networking, blogging and all of that filthy crap. So what if I am a bitch hiding behind a screen? It's a shame I can't make a decent career doing this.

I am sarcastic, indecisive, and ugly. What's there to love?